Showing posts with label Global. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Global. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Anyone watched Cicakman?

Anyone watched cicakman yet?

Taken from gsc.com.myStarring many of Malaysia's most popular stars including Aznil Nawawi, this is one big budget blockbuster that features 40% CGI, great stunts, great sets and 3D animation.


It's actually a good attempt and thumbs up for our local movie producers.
One thing that bothers me a lot: thier official website, took me 3 clicks with 3 new browser to reach thier movie trailer...common, it's like I got browser spammed to take a sneak preview at the trailer.

Another thing...I'm wondering, what power does a cicak poses? The first thing that comes to your mind about cicak is how they usually 'lepak' on the wall of your house, eating small little insects. For once I thought that cicakman would do this to his enemy:


Sorry if you're eating half way

Anyone kindly enlighten me what super power does our Cicakman poses in the movie? ;)

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Sex Death Note



Death Note, a well known comic series that sold 1m copies in the shortest time in Japan. The story of Death Note is about a book which after you write someone's name on it, that person will die...due to the reason you written onna book or if you did not specify...by default, die by heart attack. The first part of Death Note movie was on the big screen of Malaysia during November, to anyone who has missed it, you should go and get yourself a DVD version of this, it certainly worth the money, it's not a horror movie and if you're expecting one...go watch Scary Movie 4, it's kinda scary.


If I were to own this kinda book, I hope I would have a ToTo book.


Oops...wrong file attached.


Yeah, toto book, I'd be rich....bloooooooooooody rich hwahahahahahahahawaaa

Monday, December 04, 2006

NEW k800i virus detected!

K800i /SteD.handgun@MSMS

Virus Fact Sheet
Type : Deadly Virus
SubType : SMS
Discovery Date : 2006-11-30
Length : Varies
Minimum DAT : N/A
Minimum Engine : N/A
Description Added :

Risk Assessment
Corporate User - Extremely Low-Profiled
Home User - Extremely Low-Profiled
The risk assessment was lowered to extremely low due to a decrease in occurence.

Characteristics
This is a mass SMS virus with the following characteristics:

  • Mass sends blank SMS to the first contact in your phone book
  • Occurs only when you're driving at a certain speed
  • Does not replicate itself to other handphones
  • Only infects phones with height of more than 100mm

Symptoms

  • 'Sent' folder of handphone consists more than 1 blank SMS
  • SMS are always sent to the same person

Method of infection

When you're driving and you feel uncomfortable putting your handphone inside your pocket. At the same time, you feel insecure to put your handphone on the dashboard fearing it might drop off when the car sways when you drive. Then you spotted just a good spot that is just right for your situation...

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Subsequently, you think you're very smart as your k800i is 105mm in height which is slightly longer than the placeholder. So, without much thinking, you put your handphone in the placeholder without turning on the keylock on, slanting.

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At this very moment, you will trigger the virus whenever you make a successful turning on the street. Once the virus is triggered, SMS will be send out to every subsequent turning you make. I dont quite understand physics but I figured out that it's the principle of Inertia that made my handphone keypad pressed against the wall of the placeholder thus sending out mass SMS.


Removals / Prevention


  • Always have your keylock on
  • Place your handphone somewhere else
  • Make your car turning at a very low speed
  • Create a dummy contact in your address book so that SMS will not be successfully sent out





P/S: It really happened to me before, I only realized it when my friend in KL called me up and asked me why I sent him so many blank SMS. Maxis will surely be darn happy to have an idiot customer that sends mass blank SMS out!




Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Wah lao neh! Traffic jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

24th Nov 2006 - Friday, one of the best day in the week, casual wear to the company, who'd imagine an accident earlier on whould've caused heavy massive traffic jam in the whole island.


Taken from penangbridge.blogspot.comTwo Trailers Crashed
There is an accident (two trailers crashed - around 2:00pm) at location KM3.4 causing masive jam along the way from Island to Mainland. Only one lane available for traffic.

Update: It is cleared at 3:45pm :) Enjoy your trip and have a nice day!!!
Enjoy the jam eh?

It's approximately 13-14km distance between my house and my company. Usually the most it'd take is 30 mins+ to reach home, but on that day... it took me 1 hour and 15mins to reach home.


My driving speed on that day throughout the whole journey home


The rainning did no help to the traffic but to worsen it. The rain actually entertained me. I looked at the pile of water by the road side and see the rain drops falling on them. I stared blankly at the sky hoping to see a lightning strikes through ( i managed to see one, it was cool ).



I switched off the radio and try to minimize all the noise interferences that generated by the car - turning off the wiper and aircon. Listening to the raindrops of different sizes hitting the surface actually relaxed me and I nearly dozed off.


turning off the wiper

I heard it's far worst for ppl who's going back to mainland from the island, they got stucked like for 2-3 hours in the jam.




Got these pic from forwarded email

I urge all drivers out there...
please drive carefully especially on the friday!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

omfg...croc hutner dies?!


4th Sept, Monday - At the end of a long working Monday ( I suffer monday blues almost every monday ), I received an email from a friend saying that croc hunter past away, with a lot of doubts in my mind, I browsed to yahoo.com and hell...it's onna news headline, he still looks cool thou...at least he was not killed by a croc...he's the crocodile hunter nevertheless!
And guess what, when I reach home, my msn looks like this, notice there's a turtle in front of everyone's name? ...

There's a message circulating around asking people to put a turtle or whatever that is in front of thier nickname in remembrance of the croc hunter.

It doesnt bring any impact to me whether he's dead or alive anyway :P I never really watch his TV programme, but I guess he's a good guy...cause I understand that people who love animals wouldnt be bad, and I love animals too *blinks*

People out there, stop killing innocent animals! When the buying stops, the killing stops too! Dam...is that what Rudy and JJ said over at hitz.fm?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

k800i...


Finally got my k800i after months of waiting for it to be released in Malaysia. Here's a picture of the box taken by k800i itself.


Okie..it looks sucky... I never looked into any of the settings of the camera and I just snapped it. With da internal memory storage of 64mb, it's never enough for a guy like me who would chuck in all the mp3s, short videos that I could make use of when I'm bored, and a normal picture taken by k800i would used up around 800kb.

k800i without M2 is like mating with condoms on...you'll miss out some funs and excitement.
But anyway, you'd better consider praticing safe sex as it'll cost you one or two M2 to do the abortion, or worst it'll cost you uncountable M2 for your junior